Blood Feast (1963)

“I’m giving a dinner party in two weeks for my daughter, and Mrs. Dupree said that you cater to just the type of thing I’m looking for. I want something unusual, something totally different.” Mrs. Fremont (Lyn Bolton), the woman speaking, is wearing a blood-red dress with a fuzzy white stole, white gloves, and a wide-brimmed hat draped in orange lace that seems to dominate the frame. She’s standing before the counter of the shop that bears the sign, in Orientalist letters, declaring FUAD RAMSES EXOTIC CATERING. The counters are decorated with cans: lots and lots of cans that look like dog food. A man (Mal Arnold) is leaning forward against the counter, paying too-close attention. He’s wearing a black suit, black tie, and dyed hair so shining-gray that it actually looks blue. His bushy eyebrows conspicuously match. When he speaks to her, his eyes keep drifting away and to the right, looking for all the world like Christopher Walken on SNL trying to find the teleprompter. His voice somewhat resembles George Takei’s. He suggests the birthday dinner be “the actual feast of an ancient pharaoh. It has not been served for fivethousandyears.” We suddenly cut to a close-up of the upper half of his face. His pupils are tiny, the lights behind the camera blasting them, and showing us every pore and blemish. This is his Chandu the Magician routine. We cut to the victim of this impromptu mesmerism, her red lips peeled back in a kind of grimace. “Yes, yes,” she says slowly, “we must do it.” He claps his hands and she snaps awake. “Your dinner will indeed be a success, Mrs. Fremont, I promise it,” he says, glancing hastily to the right between each word. “Things will be arranged just as the feast of the goddess was given fivethousandyearsago.”

A reverie, depicting the ancient Egyptian "blood feast" to Ishtar, interrupts the film.

Welcome to the bizarre world of Herschell Gordon Lewis. Actually, he welcomed you a few minutes ago in an abrupt fashion that bears his unmistakable mark. Blood Feast (1963), celebrating its fiftieth anniversary this year, opens with a blonde woman in a bedroom listening to a Miami DJ describe the latest crime of a local killer: “Keep your door locked!” the tinny voice warns. She unzips her blue dress, stripping to an industrial-strength brassiere and the largest panties you have ever seen, which seem to go up to her breasts. The soundtrack (by Lewis) is a persistent, ominous thumping drum: BUMM…bumm…BUMM…bumm. We see a book lying on a bathmat: it looks like a leather Bible, but with the title Ancient Weird Religious Rites. The woman is now lying naked in the tub, barely concealed by the bubbles, naked except for her bright red lipstick. A shadow passes over her. It’s Fuad Ramses, holding a knife; down it comes, straight toward the camera, while he leers. It’s like the shower scene in Psycho (1960), with a few little differences, chief among them that we see the knife coming back up with some blood-dripping, unidentifiable, worm-like thing dangling from the end of it. We see the victim again, and her eye has been gouged out, blood running down her face. The camera pans down her inert body, a nipple peeking out from the suds. We now stand behind Ramses while he hunches over the tub and chops, chops, chops. Then he sticks a gory severed leg into his sack. Eat that, Hitchcock.

This happens.

What makes Blood Feast a cinematic landmark is not its five…thousand…years level of acting, but rather its buckets of blood and unidentifiable little red things that dangle at the ends of butcher’s knives. Art house imports had, for many years, begun to break down barriers of both violence and sex (as these films began to hit American theaters, the days of the Production Code were numbered). Hammer was already giving us oozing blood in vivid color beginning with The Curse of Frankenstein (1957), but struggles with the BBFC kept the amount of onscreen gore limited. Blood Feast was in the grand tradition of road show exploitation cinema, in which envelope-pushing films, many of them with an ostensibly educational message (but featuring violence, sex talk, nudist camps, drug use, STDs, graphic childbirth footage, etc.) could keep a step ahead of the Production Code by hastily closing up shop and sprinting over to the next state after a week or two. But Blood Feast doesn’t have much of an educational message. It’s a sensationalist slasher film whose grisly aesthetic is borrowed wholesale from E.C. Comics and the Grand Guignol Theatre (appropriately enough, the Grand Guignol closed down one year before Blood Feast‘s release). Lewis’s innovation was a crude and obvious one, but it kicked wide the doors of the horror genre. Here began the splatter film. Here was born Fangoria and the more sadistic subsets of the genre.

Suzette Fremont (Connie Mason, at right) and friend, poolside.

“Give yourself up to the goddess!” screams Ramses as he slices up another victim. The film, the first of the informal “Blood Trilogy” – followed by Two Thousand Maniacs (1964) and Color Me Blood Red (1965), from the creative team of Lewis and producer David F. Friedman – is structured over a comfortable pattern. Ramses stalks a woman; Ramses kills her and takes as his prize a particular body part for his Egyptian blood feast; police detectives Pete Thornton (William Kerwin) and pipe-smoking Frank (Scott H. Hall) grow increasingly frustrated while sitting in their nondescript, echoey office (“Well, we’re just working with a homicidal maniac, that’s all!”). As the limping Ramses acquires each bloody organ, he stirs it into a smoldering pot before a statue of Ishtar, in a temple located in the back room of his catering store. The killings are a contradiction: they’re both messy and sterile (possibly because the appropriate squishy sound effects are strangely missing). The only one that strikes me as a bit uncomfortable – instead of just laughable – is one in which Ramses pulls out a girl’s tongue. He’s so long at the business, his back to the camera, his arm working furiously, that it’s hard not to squirm just a little bit, even if it’s just over the scene’s awkwardly dragged-out takes. Also awkward – but fascinating – is Lewis’s color photography, which looks exactly like early-60’s home movies. The Florida locations contribute to the something-we-shot-on-vacation feel, with ladies in bikinis lounging poolside (plastic flamingos stuck in the lawn behind them), a couple making out at the beach at night (“Relax, hon. Just a while longer. Your folks know you’re in good hands!”), or knife-wielding Fuad Ramses tearing off through green bushes under a baking sun. The climactic dinner scene looks like a Tupperware party, with makeup-laden housewives milling about the living room – and young Suzette Fremont (Connie Mason, Kerwin’s future wife) in the kitchen, happily coerced into a sacrificial virgin pose by the salivating, homicidal Ramses.

Suzette unwittingly prepares herself for sacrifice.

By any conceivable measure, Blood Feast is a pretty terrible film. The community theater-level acting isn’t well served by the script, though the dialogue lends itself well to drinking games: my suggestion is to take a swig anytime someone says Pete’s name to his face. (When Pete calls his girl Suzette, he announced into the phone, “It’s Pete Thornton,” as though she might be dating other Petes.) To the film’s credit, it does have a sense of humor about itself. When the cops figure out Fuad’s scheme, Frank barks, “Call the Fremonts! For Pete’s sake tell them not to eat anything!” (You can count this as a “Pete” for your drinking game, if you like.) After her daughter is rescued from being the main course, Mrs. Fremont says, “Oh dear. I guess the guests will have to eat hamburgers tonight.” Our killer’s end is particularly memorable, accidentally compacted in the back of a garbage truck. Frank says to the garbageman, “You just did this town the biggest service it’s ever had!” “Let’s go home, Frank,” says Pete, lighting a cigarette as Frank lights his pipe. They walk off, leaving the poor garbageman alone with his truck and a mutilated corpse. Cut to the golden statue of Ishtar, now weeping blood. Then THE END, over an image of the Sphinx, red paint dribbling onto the letters as if Lewis is standing right above them, squeezing out the last drops from the tube. That’s all we have left; it’s a wrap.

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Double Feature: White Slaves of Chinatown/Olga’s House of Shame (1964)


Throughout September I’ll be spending A Month at the Grindhouse, taking a look at a handful of the disreputable, distasteful, violent, sexy, shocking, and mind-melting films that helped define the term. And really, post-Tarantino and Rodriguez (whose collaborative film I love, by the way) the word has been abused in recent years. Hell, Eighty Eight Films in the U.K. has been releasing DVDs under the banner “Grindhouse Collection,” but with many titles that went straight from Charles Band’s office to Blockbuster and Cinemax (Beach Babes from Beyond: not a grindhouse movie). I don’t pretend to be an expert on the subject. I was too young to have indulged in the grindhouse era, and lived far from the sorts of theaters to show such entertainments. The films I tend to review on this website are more drive-in than grindhouse (admittedly, many of these films played both), and I realize that’s where my tastes lie. I prefer monster movies with cheap makeup to The Last House on the Left (1972); but that won’t stop me from heading down to our virtual Forty-Second Street for a month’s worth of mayhem. I’m going to be the nervous little mark who’s wandered into the Rialto out of numbskulled curiosity for what those outrageous titles on the bright marquee could possibly be attached to. The selections I’m choosing, the majority of which I’m watching for the first time, were partly inspired by Bill Landis and Michelle Clifford’s Sleazoid Express (2002), partly on Michael Weldon’s Psychotronic film guides that were always at my bedside throughout college, or otherwise just titles chosen out of my own personal interest. Now, we’ve got to start somewhere, so it might as well be at the hands of Olga.

Just another one of the "White Slaves of Chinatown."

The two films I chose to kick off this marathon of the perverse are actually non-sequential films of the same series, the “Olga” pictures, which sprung from the fevered imagination of exploitation producer George Weiss (Glen or Glenda, Paris After Midnight). With his director Joseph P. Mawra, Weiss crafted the films economically and breathlessly – releasing them rapid-fire in 1964 – yet the films linger obsessively over every little detail, and it’s the details here that matter. These are fetish films. More to the point, these are S&M films, albeit of a comparatively gentle variety to what’s readily available on the internet these days. And it’s here that I must stop and state that S&M isn’t my thing – not to distance myself (to each his own), but to explain why I’m so ill-suited to the task at hand. To review a fetish film when one does not have that particular fetish is a bit like a vegetarian appraising the steak house that just opened up the street. But I’m not into feet and I love Buñuel (and steak), so let’s have a go. White Slaves of Chinatown (1964) is actually a strangely beautiful little picture, but in an accidental kind of way. I would not walk away from the film declaring Weiss and Mawra to be artists, but it is that obsession, that attention, that fixed gaze in gorgeous black-and-white, which creates something hypnotic for the viewer, regardless of one’s proclivities. The film was shot without sound, then given a stock soundtrack (Chinese music and some Fantasia selections: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice and Night on Bald Mountain) and some industrial film-style narration. “Few people dare venture beyond the honky-tonk and gaily-lit main streets of Chinatown,” says our stern male narrator, “but the few who do will surely take their fates into their very own hands, and perhaps even their lives.” The film runs 70 minutes, which is quite a lot to endure in a narrative film without any dialogue. But consider that the plot doesn’t matter. This is a film of images.

"'Please, Jimmy. Please help me,' she cried." The narrator expresses what isn't evident on-screen in "White Slaves of Chinatown."

Specifically, it is a film of bondage images, and scenes of the “white slaves” being hustled about, tortured, given opium to smoke, and eventually broken and remade as prostitutes. (If this sounds like a downer, that’s because you’re assuming this film takes place in a world resembling reality. You’d be wrong.) The criminal mastermind of this operation is Olga, played by Audrey Campbell, whose credits include Joe Sarno’s early sexploitation films Lash of Lust (1962) and Sin in the Suburbs (1964). Campbell, thanks largely to her role in the Olga series, became something of a dominatrix icon (she died in 2006); her legacy was to burn that archetype into celluloid for others to emulate. She doesn’t scowl that much; her expression is often one of smug satisfaction. She enjoys what she does. After she finally gets the independently-minded Elaine to grovel at her feet – what passes for a narrative arc in the first Olga film – she grins, arms crossed, while her voice-over declares: “Yes, even this stubborn and proud girl had to come round to my way of thinking sooner or later. Now I knew that I had won and she was mine.” She ties up girls in dungeons, whips them in silhouette, puts a French girl named Frenchie in a yoke crosspiece, and in one scene burns a cigarette into a girl’s breast, depicted from the POV of the breast – I suppose – as the cig comes closer and closer to the camera. In fact, it all does feel a bit Un Chien Andalou, though not by design. As the narrator keeps droning on, his uselessness becomes apparent in one completely surreal scene of disconnect. While Elaine drops her head into her arms, slumped at a desk, defeated, our faceless narrator clumsily reads off lines for her. “Elaine thought she heard something. Yes, it’s her friend Jimmy, he would help! But no, he doesn’t look the same, something’s happened to him. ‘Please, Jimmy. Please, help me,’ she cried. ‘No Jimmy, no, don’t! You don’t know what you’re doing! God help me.'” What we see is: Elaine looks up slowly, placidly, stares forward. A man enters the room. He kisses her on the cheek. He grabs at her more violently, overtaken by his lust, then drags her off. Meanwhile, nobody’s lips have moved through the entire scene, so our eyes tell us that no dialogue has transpired. Not to mention that the one-take narrator has finished reading his lines before “Jimmy” has even touched the girl. (His under-the-breath delivery of “God help me” is priceless. It sounds like his personal reaction to the script he’s been handed.) So when I say the film has an accidental beauty, and accident surrealism, this is what I’m talking about; though there is something genuinely skillful, in a cheap exploitation kind of way, in the film’s depiction of an abortion. We see the surgeon (Weiss himself, in a cameo) spreading the woman’s legs and then folding up her dress incrementally, deliberately – again, with a touch of fetishism; fold, fold, fold – before the camera cuts to black, the girl’s modesty intact, the fingers still making those little encroaching folds.

Olga (Audrey Campbell) tries to learn the whereabouts of some missing jewels in "Olga's House of Shame."

The endless Mussorgsky playing on the soundtrack is, on the one hand, lazily applied: one gets the impression that no one has the energy to change the record, so they keep resetting the needle instead. But it adds to the strange student-art-film aesthetic the film has stumbled into. White Slaves of Chinatown is the sort of film that could be played in an art installation on an endless loop as the backdrop to whatever, and it probably has. Olga’s House of Shame (1964), a favorite of John Waters, is the third film in the series after Olga’s Girls (1964), but you wouldn’t notice you’ve missed anything. It shares the first film’s love of stark black-and-white imagery and Night on Bald Mountain. But here we finally have dialogue, if only in brief moments, as though mail-order microphones arrived halfway through filming. The sound has me missing the silence; like an early talkie, it’s poorly recorded and the lines are awkwardly delivered. (The writing is as awful as ever.) The film is blessed with the best title of the series; I would have loved to have seen the words House of Shame on the marquee while the poor souls file in beneath it. There is a rudimentary plot, once again involving a girl named Elaine (played by a different actress) and her defiance of Olga, here served by a henchman, both of whom talk like 30’s gangsters. Elaine is held responsible for some missing jewels. She’s dragged back to a compound by Olga’s thug, tied to a chair and interrogated.

Campbell in her dungeon.

Interruptions to this “action” come in the form of Olga’s girls bare-breasted and tortured, though the aesthetic is more Bettie Page/Irving Klaw bondage photos with a healthy dash of Perils of Pauline (girls are tied to a tree by thick rope) than anything too distressing; this, and there’s plenty of female belly-dancing, in which the lesbian Olga takes salacious delight. Eventually Elaine undergoes another collapse and rebirth, but instead of emerging as a call girl, she becomes an Olga-in-training, putting Olga’s henchman in his place by first teasing him and then rejecting his declarations of love, forming the dominant role in this new master/slave relationship. The film ends with Elaine treating a woman like a horse out in the woods, leading her by a rope leash and cracking a whip (both women wear high heels, one in a white dress and one in a blouse and tight skirt, adding to the oddness of the scene). The voiceover says, “Yes, this was a proud day for Olga. She had created Elaine in her own image and likeness. Now there were two of them, two vicious minds working as one, set upon the destruction of all who stood in their way by whatever means possible.” Reenforcing the debt owed to 30’s serials (White Slaves of Chinatown opens with newspaper headlines spinning toward the camera), the narrator promises the further adventures of Olga in Olga’s Garden of Terror, although the titles stubbornly read Olga’s Garden of Bondage. What actually followed was Mme. Olga’s Massage Parlor (1965) and finally, from a different “creative” team, Olga’s Dance Hall Girls (1966).

A victim is tied to a tree in "Olga's House of Shame."

The Olga movies are pure exploitation films. They’re not pornography, but they share its singularity of purpose. They’re meant to excite, stimulate, arouse. That’s why they went straight to the grindhouses – to be ground out as fresh meat to the masses – and became hits there. Lacking the fetish for watching women being placed in extreme discomfort or tortured, there’s no reason for me to watch or enjoy the films; they aren’t for me. I like my women non-submissive, tough, and seizing control of their circumstances, something more in the Russ Meyer vein (who was no stranger to publicizing his fetishes). But here’s Audrey Campbell as Olga – someone Russ might have liked. Consider how different the films would be – and how much more of a footnote – if it were a man in charge of the dungeon instead of our Olga. Her bold lesbianism and stern command of her operation offer a bizarre feminist counterbalance within these sweaty-palmed little films. She’s a dominatrix who dominates semi-nude women instead of men, but she’s the mistress-of-all-mistresses nonetheless. It also shouldn’t be overlooked that the films are tongue-in-cheek, and aren’t completely lacking in self-awareness. In conjunction with the 50’s/60’s pin-up style B&W photography and the stylish-by-necessity use of nonstop classical music, these films, designed to be disposable, instead stick in the mind like a dirty hypodermic.

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Dead End Drive-In (1986)

The premise of the Aussie B-movie Dead End Drive-In (1986) works best if you’re blind to it going in – as I was. I only knew this film as a fading VHS box in the science fiction section of all the video stores that have now boarded up their windows, gone the way of the drive-in theater. My assumption was that the film involved a gang of punks on the rampage – as much I gathered from the cover, with its leering teenage boy in eye makeup and the glowing neon sign of the film’s main setting, the Star Drive-In. It didn’t look science fiction enough for my tastes, nor Mad Max enough – just very 80’s. So when Crabs (Ned Manning) – so named because he thought he had them once, only he didn’t – drives his hot date Carmen (Natalie McCurry, Cassandra) to the Star for a night of sex and cheap exploitation movies, I shared his ignorance for what was lying in wait. What promises to be another Road Warrior knockoff, with its opening scenes of rampaging “Cowboys” dressed in punk and new wave regalia, out of nowhere becomes, well, something closer to The Exterminating Angel (1962), as Michael Wilmington pointed out in his largely glowing L.A. Times review. Buñuel’s surrealist classic is about a dinner party in which the upper-crust guests find themselves inexplicably trapped, though they are barely conscious of the problem; gradually they begin to suffer and starve. Dead End Drive-In, directed by the prolific Brian Trenchard-Smith (The Quest, Night of the Demons 2) and adapted from a short story by Peter Carey (who co-wrote Wim Wenders’ Until the End of the World), offers a more logical explanation for the trap that is the Star Drive-In (for one, the fence is electrified), but not at cost to the film’s satire, which is front and center.

Crabs (Ned Manning) and Carmen (Natalie McCurry) try to find a primo spot at the Star Drive-In.

The opening sketches out its post-apocalyptic landscape, which looks much the same as every other science fiction movie of the 80’s. Some captions that highlight key moments of the global collapse between 1988 and 1990 end with the syntax-free summary: “Inflation, shortages, unemployment, crime wave/Government invokes emergency powers.” (It might as well add “et cetera, et cetera.”) We meet Crabs, a wiry little fellow who lives with his Italian mother and bodybuilder brother, Frank. Frank agrees to take Crabs along on one of his salvage rides, where he hunts down fatal car accidents so he can claim the spare parts – a major commodity in the crumbling city. Crabs envies Frank’s ’56 Chevy, and steals it for his date with Carmen. The “Security Road” to the Star is sealed by a gate with a sign that warns “No Pedestrians,” a detail which becomes the film’s entire premise. Admission is $10 for adults but only $3.50 for the unemployed, so Crabs lies to get the cheaper rate – unaware that he’s actually volunteering himself. While he’s having sex with Carmen in the back seat, thieves steal two of his wheels. Half-dressed, he tracks them through the parking lot, only to discover they’re actually police officers. He reports the crime to the Star’s manager, Thompson (Peter Whitford, Strictly Ballroom), who genially suggests they spend the night and tackle the problem in the morning. But the Star in daylight is a very different place: a prison camp whose prisoners are resigned to their fate, for their cars, too, have been stripped of vital parts, and there’s no walking permitted on that high-security road to freedom. Thompson sees great potential in Crabs as someone who can climb the ranks at the Star (and possibly replace him as warden someday), but the kid is frustrated that his fellow prisoners – society’s undesirables, the unemployed and minorities that arrive by the busload – only want to spend their time eating hamburgers, doing drugs, and watching cheap movies (some of which come from Trenchard-Smith’s filmography). He plots to restore his wheels and escape, but he grows frustrated with his girlfriend’s lack of initiative. Making new friends and enjoying all the perks offered the permanent residents, she sees nothing wrong with staying. She even joins the drive-in’s newly-formed white supremacist movement, to Crabs’ dismay.

Crabs attempts to break free of the drive-in.

The film’s best rug-pull is to establish the punkish gang members as snarling villains – one even has a bestial, dubbed growl – before we realize that they’re not the perpetrators but the victims. (There’s a fantastic tracking shot where we see the residents of the Star waking up in the morning, crawling out of the trunks of their modified, graffiti-splattered vehicles, laundry hanging up to dry between the cars – the film has fantastic production design.) Considering that George Miller’s first two Mad Max films established punks as gangbanging psychopaths, it’s particularly amusing that as soon as an influx of Asians arrive, paranoid-racist rumors begin to spread that they’re going to start raping all the women (never mind that most of these new inmates appear to be elderly, frail, and confused, having been rounded up by some xenophobic government policy). Meanwhile, middle-aged manager Thompson appears to be the friendliest and most trustworthy at the story’s outset, but proves, of course, to be in the government’s pocket, and is in fact the distributor of the drugs that mollify the inmates. The only sympathetic character is Crabs, who isn’t even all that bright (long after he’s been trapped, he’s still worried about what Frank will think about the damage to his car), but at least is conscious of the injustice surrounding him. Dead End Drive-In becomes a commentary on Australia’s dark past – a dumping-ground for the unwanted, and a stew of violence and prejudice – which places it in the same wheelhouse as District 9 (2009), a film that used the SF genre to comment upon South Africa past and present. But the satirical net is cast wider, relevant to anyone in danger of becoming prisoner to comforts and therefore subject to manipulation (see also: Edgar Wright’s The World’s End, now in theaters). This is the sort of pill that’s easiest to swallow when there’s gratuitous sex, violence, car chases, and eye-popping 80’s fashion statements: social therapy from the world of Ozsploitation.

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