Female Vampire (1973)

Female Vampire (1973) is a love story, but not between the sexy vampiress Irina Karlstein and the mustachioed author who falls under her spell. It’s the love story of Lina Romay and Jess Franco. Franco had first met Romay, the girlfriend of a photographer in his crew, while shooting The Rites of Frankenstein (1972). As the late director explains on an extra on the new Blu-Ray of Female Vampire, he met her in an elevator and knew, instantly, that they would be together. Only a few years prior he had lost his dark-haired Spanish muse, Soledad Miranda, the strikingly beautiful star of his films Vampyros Lesbos (1971) and She Killed in Ecstasy (1971) – tragically killed in a car accident in Portugal. Romay could have been Soledad’s sister: the Spanish amateur actress had the same cat-like eyes, flowing black hair, sensuous body. Immediately they joined forces, sexually and creatively, for films like The Sinister Eyes of Dr. Orloff (1973), Female Vampire, The Perverse Countess (1974), Exorcism (1974), and many others. For his camera, she followed him merrily into increasingly explicit material, and eventually began shooting her own films; they were libertines, uncompromising explorers, and were together through their late marriage in 2008 and until her death from cancer in 2012. Franco did not last much longer without her, and passed away this last April at the age of 82.

Lina Romay as Countess Irina Karlstein

Romay – real name Rosa María Almirall Martínez, her pseudonym taken from a Mexican-American performer who had some popularity in the 1940’s – was just nineteen when she became Franco’s Irina Karlstein; the director was forty-three. It is evident from the very first frames that she has become his obsession. On what seems to be a very chilly morning, she struts out through a misty countryside wearing only a black cape and a leather belt that supports nothing. Franco’s camera, zooming as always, scans her body up and down, drifting in and out of focus. This will be the main subject of the narrative, such as it is. She encounters a handsome young farmer, seduces him wordlessly, and finishes him, so to speak, during the act of oral sex, while he’s pinned against a chicken-wire fence. The mute countess travels with her hulking, grunting assistant to the Portuguese island of Madeira, where she stays in a hotel room overlooking the pool – inspiring another Franco zoom, this into the sparkling blue waters. A blonde female reporter in a bikini asks for an interview, leading to some awkward dialogue about Irina’s ancestors and rumors of their vampirism. She has a young man brought to her room, and again kills him with her head between his legs; once he’s dead, she finally straddles him to achieve her own orgasm. But she’s indiscriminate, and seduces and kills the female reporter in a similar fashion, all to the lush, lounge-y soundtrack by frequent Franco collaborator Daniel White. An author pursues her, professing his love for her; she is moved, but tries to resist, for his sake. Meanwhile, Dr. Roberts (Franco) and blind Dr. Orloff (Jean-Pierre Bouyxou) investigate the killings, leading to a theory – supported by a fang-punctured clitoris – that the killer is a vampire who feeds off more than just blood.

Jess Franco as Dr. Roberts, no relation to the Beatles.

A more typical horror effort would end with a lynching and a staking, preferably at a Gothic castle, but the two would-be Van Helsings instead become fascinated by the beautiful Irina. Orloff – who may or may not be the same character as in Franco’s notorious Dr. Orloff series – puts it this way: “How are we to know that the pleasure felt by the victims isn’t worth their life?” The key scene comes in Female Vampire‘s ambiguous ending, as Dr. Roberts breaks into Irina’s home and spies upon her while she writhes naked in a bathtub filled with blood. For a long while we are alone with Irina before the intrusion. Franco’s camera simply studies her voluptuous body, turning over and over in the red water; and then we see the man who is gazing, Franco himself, as he stands at the door and watches. At last Lina Romay’s face sinks down below the surface, completely submerged, in an eerie image of death, while her director continues to watch, in love. Unlike some of Franco’s other films, Female Vampire is not sleazy. It’s an erotic poem, repeating the same images – the flapping wings of an avian hood ornament, the flapping arms and fluttering, diaphanous cape of Romay as she prepares to turn into a bat (never seen), the image of Romay walking through the fog in her Vampirella garb, Romay’s breasts, Romay’s hips, Romay’s black pubic hair, Romay’s lips, and Romay, Romay, Romay. Franco was under a spell he’d never shake himself from, and Female Vampire simply captures it in 35mm. In this way, his film about a “nice vampire” is human and touching.

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The Dunwich Horror (1970)

The Dunwich Horror (1970) ought to have been the launch of a new series at American International Pictures, one along the lines of the Roger Corman/Vincent Price/Edgar Allan Poe films of the 60’s, but this cycle delving into H.P. Lovecraft’s world of “cosmic horror.” AIP had taken some steps in the direction of Lovecraft already. One of those “Poe” films was actually a Lovecraft adaptation – though The Haunted Palace (1963) borrowed its title from Poe, it was based on Lovecraft’s novella The Case of Charles Dexter Ward. The director of The Dunwich Horror, Daniel Haller, had previously made Die, Monster, Die! (1965) with Boris Karloff, based loosely on Lovecraft’s “The Colour Out of Space.” But The Dunwich Horror nonetheless represented something different. The Corman-produced film, with a screenplay co-written by Curtis Hanson (L.A. Confidential), doesn’t mask its roots. Here you will find the Necronomicon on display in a glass case, and the names of Yog-Sothoth and “The Old Ones” invoked frequently. It feels more akin to Stuart Gordon’s adaptations: reverent, and the work of a fan. Though the Cthulhu Mythos was well-known in certain circles in 1970, it was nowhere near the pop culture phenomenon that it is today (step into any bookstore and Lovecraft is a major presence down the SF/Fantasy aisles). Sadly, The Dunwich Horror proved to be a false start. AIP moved onto blaxploitation and Doug McClure movies, and it would be left to Rod Serling’s Night Gallery to bring us televised adaptations of his work, until Gordon and others finally revived his world on the big screen. Dunwich was unfortunately just a one-off.

Wilbur Whateley (Dean Stockwell) explains his interest in the Necronomicon to Dr. Armitage (Ed Begley) before students Nancy (Sandra Dee) and Elizabeth (Donna Baccala).

Dean Stockwell, last seen on the big screen in Psych-Out (1968) with Jack Nicholson, plays Wilbur Whateley, a considerably more attractive specimen than the Wilbur of Lovecraft’s original (“almost eight feet tall…a dark and goatish gargoyle”). He arrives at Arkham’s Miskatonic University Library to study one of the rare copies of the Necronomicon, to the objection of Dr. Henry Armitage (Ed Begley, in one of his last roles – he died the same year). But Whateley and his mesmeric eyes have a strange effect on the blonde, virginal Nancy Wagner (top-billed Sandra Dee of Gidget fame). After he misses the last bus to Dunwich, she gives him a ride home and winds up staying the night in the Whateley House, which is riddled with occult objects, candelabras, and purple light. There he lives alone with his mad grandfather (Sam Jaffe, The Day the Earth Stood Still), though one mysterious door has a tendency to rattle its lock during the night. Nancy has dreams of being chased by nude cultists covered in body-paint. In the morning, Whateley takes her out to “The Devil’s Hop-Yard,” an ancient altar surrounded by grotesque statues and perched at the edge of a cliff overlooking the sea. She lies upon the altar with little persuading, and has visions of human sacrifice.

Stockwell chants "Yog-Sothoth."

Meanwhile, her friends grow concerned over her absence. It seems Whateley’s family has a horrific history: his great-grandfather was hanged for occult practices, and after a traumatic birth – Wilbur had a twin brother who is said to have died stillborn, though no one saw the body – his violent, raving mother was committed to an asylum; nobody knows who the father was. When Nancy’s friend Elizabeth (Donna Baccala) explores the Whateley House alone, she finds the locked, rattling door, and opens it, encountering a bizarre monster that attacks and devours her. The increasingly unhinged Wilbur pushes his grandfather down the stairs, then tries to give him a burial in the Dunwich Cemetery before the locals object to his non-Christian rites. Eventually he leads Nancy back to the Devil’s Hop-Yard to sacrifice her and to deliver Yog-Sothoth into this dimension from another, while a monster – his twin brother, bearing a closer resemblance to their father than Wilbur does – rampages through the woods and farms of Dunwich. Professor Armitage enlists the local doctor, Cory (Lloyd Bochner, Point Blank), to help him track down Whateley and rescue Nancy – and the human race.

"The Dunwich Horror," an example of the film's psychedelic special effects.

As a horror film and an entertainment, it has its faults. The film grows sluggish and Les Baxter’s score becomes more repetitive as the film wears on; when the “Dunwich Horror” is finally unleashed – what should give the story its second wind – lackluster special effects destroy any suspense. Whenever the monster is present, we’re simply treated to basic optical tricks: negative-images and psychedelic colors. The Horror itself is clearly not much better than those from the last ten minutes of various 50’s science fiction movies (The Beast with 1,000,000 Eyes, etc.); and here is one case where we can be thankful the poster shows the monster, so we can get a better idea of what they were going for. These caveats aside, The Dunwich Horror does manage to capture the nightmare-logic of Lovecraft, and has a genuinely dream-like feel, much like those earlier Corman/Poe movies. Stockwell, with his monotone and hypnotic eyes (he widens them every few sentences or two, as if to keep the listener held tight within his tractor-beam), is particularly good. There are some bows to the times; a Rosemary’s Baby influence is evident (particularly in the needless final shot), and there’s some fleeting nudity – when Whateley’s monstrous twin devours poor Elizabeth, he somehow manages to strip her naked at the same time, though given the flashing colors it’s a bit more discreet than in Corman’s later Galaxy of Terror (1981). I’d have liked to have seen more AIP takes on this Lovecraftian subject matter, but, as in so much of the master’s fiction, we’ll have to use our imagination.

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Alice in Wonderland (1933)

As a longtime Alice fan, I was always interested in seeing the 1933 Paramount Studios version. (At least, in the Leonard Maltin Movie Guide, its cast made it sound like an interesting, large-scale production.) My first (partial) viewing was completely unexpected. We were dining and drinking with some friends at a local brewpub. One of this pub’s more distinguished features is that at least one or two of its televisions are always playing Turner Classic Movies. This night, which was a few months ago, TCM chose to air the 1933 Alice in Wonderland in their Friday night prime-time slot, and looking up from my beer I could easily identify the film: it was so faithful. There was Alice (Charlotte Henry) stepping through the looking-glass and playing with the living chess pieces. There was Alice falling down a rabbit hole, and always being the wrong size to get through that little door. My eyes widened: they’re doing the Mouse and the Dodo Bird and the Caterpillar in full costume. I knew what film this had to be, but the first thing you have to know about this take on Alice in Wonderland is that it’s a singular experience with the sound muted. What should be wondrous and childlike becomes a David Lynchian journey populated with disturbing makeup and imagery, something you feel ought to be synched up to Dark Side of the Moon, if nobody’s gotten around to trying that combo yet.

Charlotte Henry, as Alice, declares to her chess pieces that she is not a volcano.

Knowing I could disregard this film no further, I let it jump toward the top of my to-do list: Must…watch…with sound. Luckily, there’s a DVD. Not a very good DVD – it was clearly a rush job to accompany the release of the 2010 Tim Burton film – but a DVD nonetheless. The print is a little rough and worn, but this is pretty much what you’d expect from a film of the early 30’s, and short of a major restoration, this is fine, and worthy to add the collection of every Alice fan. Why? Well, because it’s faithful, for one, although it commits the common and minor sin of importing dollops of Through the Looking-Glass into Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. (This particular plot-merging is intelligently done and seamless.) But more than that, this is a film that was intended be a studio spectacle, with an all-star cast, elaborate costumes, an animated sequence, and almost nonstop special effects. Paramount and director Norman Z. McLeod, veteran of Marx Brothers films (Monkey Business, Horse Feathers), really wanted to do Lewis Carroll up right. And talk about prestige: the adaptation, which faithfully carries over absurd and satirical dialogue from the books, is by Joseph L. Mankiewicz and William Cameron Menzies, who have both ascended into Hollywood legend; Menzies is said to have worked on the art direction for this film (uncredited), and it would be a waste of his talents if he did not. Dimitri Tiomkin, near the beginning of his illustrious career, provided the score.

Alice encounters the baby-beating Duchess (Alison Skipworth).

But there is another reason this film is essential to Alice completists. The filmmakers are faithful to the books to such a degree as to produce a very interesting effect. McLeod, Menzies and Co. actually try to reproduce with exactness the illustrations of Sir John Tenniel, and you could hold up the books beside the screen and see the exact same compositions mirrored in live action. This is where the grotesque makeup finds its role. The Duchess – whom, it’s surmised, Tenniel modeled after the 16th century Quentin Matsys painting The Ugly Duchess – becomes a monstrous figure when played by an actor on a set buried inside an enormous misshapen head that resembles poured oatmeal. (And oh, how those little human eyes inside that head blink at you, while the long mouth twitches open and closed – you will be haunted.) It’s enough that for some reason they are adapting this passage at all. Carroll delights in the sadistic nature of his Duchess, who roughly shakes a little wailing baby while declaring that she beats him when he sneezes – a condition exacerbated by the Cook, who is constantly tossing clouds of pepper throughout the Duchess’ home (and smashing plates). This was already a somewhat disturbing, if comically exaggerated, passage in Carroll’s book, but it’s the stuff of nightmare in live action. Similarly, Tweedledum and Tweedledee are meant to resemble Tenniel’s originals, but come out looking like something by Gerald Scarfe from Pink Floyd The Wall. And perhaps it’s best not to dwell on the unmistakably phallic nature of the Caterpillar.

Alice and the Cheshire Cat (voiced by Richard Arlen).

The truth is that Carroll is best suited for animation, but Walt Disney was still some years away from proving that a feature-length animation film was viable and could hold the audience’s attention. When he did finally get around to adapting Carroll, in 1951, it seems that he was partially influenced by the 1933 version, there being a very strong similarity between McLeod’s one animated sequence (“The Walrus and the Carpenter”) and the same scene in Disney’s, and the way that Carroll’s poems are adapted into song. Disney also hired Sterling Holloway, the character actor with the distinctive sleepy voice, to play his Cheshire Cat, decades after Holloway played Frog in the Paramount version. Holloway makes a more suitable Cheshire than Paramount’s odd choice of Richard Arlen, the contract player who starred in Island of Lost Souls (1932). But this adaptation trumpets its cast foremost, with opening titles that showcase the actors’ faces (in a storybook) along with the bizarre costumes that represent them. If they hadn’t done this, you probably wouldn’t have guessed that’s Cary Grant as the Mock Turtle; and though his face is at least visible, you might have a hard time recognizing Gary Cooper as the White Knight. Modern viewers are less likely to register names that carried more weight in 1933, such as comediennes Louise Fazenda and Polly Moran as the White Queen and Dodo Bird, respectively, comic actor Edward Everett Horton as the Mad Hatter, Busby Berkeley veteran Ned Sparks as the Caterpillar, or even, in a cameo, Baby LeRoy (born 1932), whose IMDB bio contains the sentence, “Once had his milk spiked with gin by W.C. Fields.” Fields himself is perhaps the most recognizable, for even though his face isn’t seen, he’s playing Humpty Dumpty. You know his voice, and who else would you cast in the part?

"I beg your pardon?" "I'm not offended, and it isn't respectable to beg." W.C. Fields as Humpty Dumpty.

The performer who makes the greatest impression is Charlotte Henry, who must rank as one of cinema’s more convincing Alices (notwithstanding my wife’s complaints that Henry’s a little too old for the role). She is every bit as studiously polite, occasionally indignant, and alternately delighted and alarmed as one would hope an Alice to be. But here Alice has wandered into a deeply strange Wonderland, inadvertently darker and more disconcerting than some of the more Goth interpretations of recent years. By delivering such a literal treatment of Carroll’s material with early-30’s Hollywood “magic,” the film accidentally presents a creepy acid trip – even with the sound turned up and the jaunty Tiomkin music playing; by the time Queen Alice is being introduced to her leg of mutton, a smiling puppet swaying on two spindly legs (and resembling one of the California Raisins), there is nothing to do but submit. “How do you do? Ha ha ha ha,” it says as it spreads its little arms wide and closes its eyes. The unsatisfactory mutton is replaced by a large pudding with eyes. As Alice cuts into it with her knife, it declares, “How would you like it if I cut a slice out of you, you creature?” Feed your head, Alice. Feed your head.

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