Vampyros Lesbos (1970)

Vampyros Lesbos

What makes Vampyros Lesbos (1970) such a satisfying effort in the endless and often frustrating filmography of Jess Franco is that, for all the director’s trademark random zooms, out of focus shots, silly dialogue, and numbing repetition, here it all works in synch like one of Kenneth Anger’s celluloid incantations to the Devil. Vampyros Lesbos is not just another piece of sexploitation, through which Franco often sleepwalked. It is a vividly realized rock ‘n’ roll poem, not so much telling a story as riffing on the theme of lesbian vampirism – an excuse for a psychedelic, erotic, hypnotic dream for the span of 80 minutes. At the center of it all is Soledad Miranda, Franco’s muse of the moment. The two had briefly crossed paths with his La reina del Tabarín (1960), and after she had worked for various Spanish directors in the 60’s, the pair reunited for a series of horror films and thrillers in stark contrast to the mainstream, often musical work that had become her forté. With Franco she would make Count Dracula (1970), Nightmares Come at Night (1970), Sex Charade (1970), Eugénie de Sade (1970), She Killed in Ecstasy (1970), The Devil Came from Akaseva (1970), and this film, all breathlessly shot back-to-back before the tragic car accident that took her life. Franco, along with producer Artur Brauner, hoped that Miranda would be the next big thing, and thought of these exploitation films as vehicles to spotlight her beauty and talent. But Miranda, already a prolific actress and singer, was entering the next phase of her acting career, and was looking to break free of the regional, censorship-heavy Spanish market. She shed her clothes and her former wholesome persona, and submitted herself to the wild, strange world of Jess Franco. Vampyros Lesbos is bursting at the seams with delirious energy and intensity, as though Miranda and Franco were willing this humble B-movie – with its almost crude simplicity, vague gestures at vampire lore, and trippy soundtrack – into something of occult importance.

Linda (Ewa Strömberg) looms over her vampire mentor, Countess Carody (Soledad Miranda).

Linda (Ewa Strömberg) looms over her vampire mentor, Countess Carody (Soledad Miranda).

Miranda plays the Countess Nadine Carody, a Turkish vampire once bitten by Dracula himself. Franco flips the genre expectations, deliberately separating his film from Hammer-isms: Miranda’s vampiress loves to sunbathe, and when she’s performing a striptease at a hip nightclub, her performance is in front of a mirror (she casts a reflection). It’s one of these performances that captures the attention of Linda Westinghouse (Ewa Strömberg, She Killed in Ecstasy), who abandons her confounded boyfriend Omar (Andrea Montchal, Eugénie de Sade) for a trip to Nadine’s private island off the shore of Istanbul. Nadine treats Linda to a swim, a bit of wine, some sex, and a gory bite on the neck. Linda’s growing obsession with Nadine, and her nascent vampirism, draws the attention of Dr. Seward (Dennis Price, Twins of Evil) and his Renfield-like female patient, Agra (Heidrun Kussin), who is already mad with desire for the Countess. But just as Vampyros Lesbos reveals itself to be a gender-swapped version of Dracula, Franco adds a few subversive twists. Dr. Seward is interested in vampires only because he wishes to become one himself. His overture to Nadine is rejected, just as Linda rejects Omar – the two women are destined for one another. Ultimately, Linda is not rescued by a man: she destroys her master on her own through voracious hunger, biting through Nadine’s neck. Even as Linda narrates the close of the film, as though order has been restored, she reassures us that she will never forget the beautiful dream of living under Nadine’s spell.

Countess Nadine Carody.

Countess Nadine Carody.

A simple plot description doesn’t capture the groovy and woozy qualities of this stream-of-consciousness vampire movie. One digression features Franco himself, playing a sadistic killer called Memmet, and though his story doesn’t seem to fit logically into the larger one, it only adds to the film’s stream-of-consciousness, dreamlike style. Memorably, Miranda’s costume is a robe of black lace, a red scarf wrapped around her neck and dropping vertically to her feet. Her straight black hair frames wide lips and large, dark eyes: she embodies a being of insatiable hunger. Apart from Miranda, the film’s most notable feature is the music by the team of keyboardist Manfred Hübler and guitarist Siegfried Schwab. Together they craft a dazzling soundtrack of lysergic lounge music, barking distorted gibberish like air traffic controllers from another dimension, swooning, moaning, sizzling grooves. Their music elevates Soledad Miranda to the status of vampire goddess: her eyes become that much bigger, her red scarf that much longer. Franco takes inspiration, and films a scorpion drowning in a pool, blood dripping down a glass door, a skyline of cupolas in Istanbul, and Soledad, Soledad, Soledad, lying on her back with her face half-veiled by her scarf and black hair, her fingers extended toward the camera, beckoning. Which is to say that this Franco film becomes something else: a paean to the black magic of female sexuality. Although this film was released during a wave of sexy vampire movies, it can easily be distinguished from both The Vampire Lovers (1970) – Hammer tentatively exploring sexploitation – and the Jean Rollin sequence of lyrical vampire films, which are quieter and considerably more French. Severin’s new Blu-Ray, from a German print of this German production, is lushly rendered; the film has never looked better (ignore my screenshots, from other sources). Contrast this with the bonus disc, a ragged and washed-out edition of the alternate Spanish cut of the film for completists. Severin has also released She Killed in Ecstasy on Blu-Ray, with a bonus soundtrack CD (3 Films by Jess Franco) featuring the music of Manfred Hübler and Siegfried Schwab, and which Quentin Tarantino helped popularize in the mid-90’s thanks to the Jackie Brown soundtrack. Both films are essential slices of Eurocult.

Vampyros Lesbos

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Mad Max 2 (1981)

The Road Warrior

Two years after the benchmark Ozploitation film Mad Max (1979), director George Miller returned to the world of violent punks and souped-up cars with Mad Max 2 (1981). The film was cautiously retitled The Road Warrior for the U.S., because the majority of American moviegoers had never heard of the first film, barely released in the States. Of course, knowledge of Mad Max is inessential to enjoying Mad Max 2, for Miller had by now pared down story to only its crudest parts, and revved up his technique. Mad Max is a dark revenge saga about the last remnants of law and order falling to pieces in a post-apocalyptic Australia. Mad Max 2 tips the scale in favor of black humor and breathless action. This is a film which approaches the definition of “pure cinema.” With dialogue kept to a minimum (notably, one of the main characters communicates entirely in grunts), and the plot as spare as possible, Miller relies upon heart-stopping stunt sequences and an impeccable mise-en-scène – every frame of this film is perfectly composed, packing in all the story and character you need as events propel forward. There’s an ex-cop named Max (Mel Gibson). He has a dog, and they eat from the same can of dog food while wandering the Outback and stealing precious gasoline to keep his V-8-powered “Pursuit Special” running. He finds another scavenger (Bruce Spence, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King), who will be credited only as The Gyro Captain because he flies a gyro. He guides Max to a walled enclave in the desert: an oil refinery under siege by marauders led by a masked muscleman called Humungus (Kjell Nilsson). When Max witnesses a man from the refinery beaten by the gang, his female companion raped and killed, Max delivers him back to the compound only to watch him die at the threshold. Max strikes a bargain with the besieged community: if he brings them a truck so they can escape the refinery with barrels of fuel, he’ll be rewarded with all the gasoline he needs to keep surviving. But his mercenary sensibilities gradually soften, and finally Max agrees to lead the charge across the desert, Humungus and his men pursuing them in a dusty, high-octane chase.

Humungus and his gang approach the walled oil refinery with hostages.

Humungus and his gang approach the walled oil refinery with hostages.

Mad Max 2 is so successful in its simple combination of elements that it has come to define the term “post-apocalyptic wasteland.” So evocative is its landscape that endless B-movies, books, comics, and video games have been spawned to fill it: all of which must somehow contain leather, desert, mohawks, and wheels. Very few of these actually bear the Mad Max license (though I do have scars from a particularly awful Mad Max Nintendo game). Miller has kept a firm grip on his idiosyncratic franchise, completing a trilogy with Mel Gibson (1985’s Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome), then taking an extended hiatus with The Witches of Eastwick (1987) and Lorenzo’s Oil (1992), as well as the lauded children’s films Babe: Pig in the City (1998) and Happy Feet (2006). Mad Max: Fury Road (2015), with Tom Hardy as Max, is Miller’s long-awaited return to his roots. But what strikes me in revisiting Mad Max 2 is just how deliberately eccentric Miller’s vision of the future was. Growing up, these films (like anything with Gibson) were the epitome of tough and cool. Watching it with my wife last night, she asked the legitimate question, “So in the future all that’s left is assless pants?” Miller makes a point of having the villains be as silly as they are scary. He keeps hold on the menace from the first film, but only just. A brief rape scene, glimpsed through the remove of a spyglass, tastelessly bumps shoulders with borderline slapstick gags. It’s not enough that the villains are punks drenched in sweat and hairspray; Miller gives us an intentionally funny shot of Humungus’ henchman being carefully groomed. The fetish gear is impractical and over-the-top. As for Humungus himself, he’s introduced like a rock star, speaking into a microphone after his own emcee introduces him. He’s not just muscle; glimpsed from behind, we can see that his head throbs and pulsates, a radiated mutant. Most of these outré elements shouldn’t work, but they do in the context of exploitation film, playing to the cheap seats seeking escalating bits of outrageousness. (While rewatching this film, one name kept springing to mind: Sam Raimi.) But Miller handles it all with wit, and characters so cartoonish that Max, tragically defined but also the audience surrogate, stands out in sharp relief. It’s the world that’s mad, not Max.

Max (Mel Gibson) and his dog.

Max (Mel Gibson) and his dog.

Miller is always in complete control of the craziness. Watch the scene in which the Gyro Captain boasts about his vehicle to awestruck onlookers while the Feral Kid (Emil Minty) persistently ignores his warning to not touch it: the camera, like the Gyro Captain, tries to stay focused on the speech while being distracted again and again by the Feral Kid, until the Kid finally bears his teeth and growls. It’s comic, but it also gives us everything we need to know about these two characters. Or even smaller bits of business like the forced smile of the Toadie (Max Phipps) after his fingers have been cut off by the Feral Kid’s boomerang: nothing should interrupt the ceremony he’s given his boss, Humungus. Or the wonderful scene in which a mechanic’s diagnosis of the disabled Mack truck is laboriously repeated by his squinting assistant at top volume. Or just the way that Max’s dog is a perfect reflection of Max, forever stalking beside him, snapping his jaws so Max doesn’t need to. To help translate this bizarre landscape, Miller uses the narrative language of Westerns, in particular John Wayne movies: the oil refinery becomes The Alamo (1960), and the high-speed flight echoes Stagecoach (1939), with motorcycle punks instead of Indians on all sides. That climactic chase, Miller’s attempt to one-up the impressive stunts of Mad Max, is one of the greatest action sequences in cinema. While a badly-bruised Max struggles to keep hold of the wheel, the marauders speed alongside his truck, climb over and around it, and get crushed beneath it, all while the gyro sputters along overhead. But even the chase doesn’t overstay its welcome. Mad Max 2 is lean, mean, and carries only as much as it needs.

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Polyester (1981)

Polyester

Following his “Trash Trilogy” of shock comedies Pink Flamingos (1972), Female Trouble (1974), and Desperate Living (1977), John Waters took his first steps toward mainstream acceptance with Polyester (1981), though not by altering his formula or personality. Once again Waters cast his gay, cross-dressing muse, Divine, in the starring role, and he also brought along the dazzling non-actress Edith Massey, who had appeared in four of his films so far, with her crooked teeth and roly poly frame. Polyester continued his method of high melodrama and higher camp amidst a surreal Baltimore landscape – but now he had a genuine film star, matinee idol Tab Hunter (Damn Yankees!), lending his cinema an additional patina of authenticity, and a theme song co-written by Blondie’s Debbie Harry. Even Bill Murray contributed vocals to one of the film’s songs, “The Best Thing,” although apparently against Waters’ wishes. “John was livid,” wrote Polyester producer Robert Maier in his book Low Budget Hell: Making Underground Movies with John Waters. “John’s humor was not doofusy like Bill Murray’s. John was angry, gay, and shocking, and he didn’t want it diluted.” Waters eventually came to enjoy Murray’s lounge singer treatment, but he was careful to protect his unique brand. He wanted a bigger audience, but a John Waters film had to remain a John Waters film at all costs. Still, evidence of a shift in perception came with the film’s poster, boasting a Time pull-quote comparing Polyester to another notable comedy of the early 80’s, Airplane! (1980). Surprisingly, Polyester, for all its outrageousness, fits rather comfortably alongside the rise of ZAZ (the Zucker brothers and Jim Abrahams, who would go on to Top Secret! and The Naked Gun) and the comedies being released by former SNL stars, such as Animal House (1978), Caddyshack (1980), Stripes (1981), National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983), and Trading Places (1983). Certainly all those films are much more heterosexual (and, from time to time, casually sexist) – and they were probably anathema to Waters. But Polyester‘s non sequitur gags and cartoonish, anarchic satire are not that far removed from what was going on in comedy in the 70’s and early 80’s. That is, it’s much easier to imagine a fan of the above films wandering into a screening of Polyester, Odorama card in hand, and enjoying the hell out of it: less so Female Trouble. No surprise, then, that the next stop for Waters was Hairspray (1988), which would become his most popular film. Strange times were ahead for the underground filmmaker from Baltimore.

Divine as Francine Fishpaw

Divine as Francine Fishpaw

That Odorama card, Waters’ nod to William Castle gimmickry, is a big part of the film’s appeal. Filmgoers are issued large scratch-and-sniff cards with ten pink, numbered circles. As explained by “Prominent Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist” Dr. Arnold Quackenshaw in the film’s prologue, during the film a number will flash at the bottom-right corner of the screen, signaling the audience to scratch the appropriate circle. Odors run the gamut from the pleasant to the foul (my favorite is the smell of Tab Hunter’s fabulous car). With only ten scents to disperse, Waters frequently teases the Odorama by referencing smells in the dialogue or just having Divine go sniffing the set like a hound on a fresh trail – what better way to hold the audience’s attention for 90 minutes? So important are smells to Polyester that it becomes the method by which frustrated housewife Francine Fishpaw (Divine) experiences and interprets the suburban apocalypse around her. Tab’s car smells inviting and new; her husband Elmer (David Samson) farts in bed. Whereas other suburban families might measure their success by wealth or possessions, Francine measures success by smell. Good smells, and, if necessary, a healthy application of air freshener, provide for a good quality of life.

Francine's promiscuous daughter Lu-Lu (Mary Garlington) can't stop dancing.

Francine’s promiscuous daughter Lu-Lu (Mary Garlington) can’t stop dancing.

Like any good Douglas Sirk drama, Francine must first pass through the trials provided by her suffocating domestic life. Husband Elmer owns an X-rated theater, and thus picketers and news cameras gather on the front lawn of their home. Promiscuous daughter Lu-Lu (Mary Garlington) hangs out with greaser and vandal Bo-Bo (Stiv Bators), and shows her indifference to Mother’s advice by constantly dancing (badly). When she proudly announces she’s pregnant, the distraught Francine suggests she do the right thing and marry Bo-Bo. “Marry him?” Lu-Lu scoffs. “I’m getting an abortion, and I can’t wait!” Son Dexter (Ken King) is not just a foot fetishist, but secretly the Baltimore Stomper, stomping on the feet of innocent bystanders and sending them to the hospital. Francine’s greedy mother La Rue (Joni Ruth White) can’t keep her hands out of her daughter’s purse. When Francine learns that her husband is having an affair with his secretary Sandra Sullivan (Waters regular Mink Stole), she finally goes off the deep end, plunging into alcoholism. Only her friend Cuddles (Massey), who has inherited a fortune and is always accompanied by her chauffeur Heintz (Hans Kramm), offers emotional support: “It’s just these Baltimore public schools,” she laments over Francine’s dysfunctional children. “God I wish I lived in Connecticut!” But a lifeline comes in the form of hunky Todd Tomorrow (Hunter), who finds Francine sexy and exciting. Their meet cute is at the scene of a bloody car crash, with a decapitated head at their feet, but they only have eyes for each other. Things finally seem to be turning around: while Francine resumes a healthy sex life, her son is released from prison and becomes an artist (creating paintings and sculptures of feet), and her daughter, reformed at a convent, picks up macramé. Then Todd reveals what he’s secretly after, and the family unit is threatened one last time.

A gospel singer commandeers a bus to take revenge on a greaser.

A gospel singer commandeers a bus to take revenge on a greaser.

Is Polyester mainstream? Not exactly, but the shock gags aren’t quite as shocking as in Waters’ previous films. A true test might have come when I watched the film at this year’s Wisconsin Film Festival. Sitting next to me was a little old lady. I was concerned, perhaps due to latent emotional trauma from making the mistake of watching Serial Mom (1994) with my mother when I was in high school, and being mortified by the graphic violence and masturbation jokes. (For the record, my mom liked Hairspray, but she thought Serial Mom could have been cleaned up a bit.) Not only did this little old lady enthusiastically scratch off every number on her card, inhaling the aromas deeply (and multiple times), but she also started laughing about halfway through, at which point the laughs didn’t stop. She loved it. Regardless, this is a film in which a man in drag kisses Tab Hunter, followed by a vigorous (but non-explicit) sex scene. It’s also a movie in which a dog named Bonkers hangs itself after leaving a suicide note – and audiences of 1981 would have loved that joke. That Waters could retain Divine as his lead, foster a gay subtext (Hunter, too, is gay), and broadly decimate suburbia were all major pluses. John Waters was still John Waters. Not only that, Polyester helped make Divine a bigger star than ever – he was launching a recording career, and would even appear in a non-Waters film alongside Hunter, Lust in the Dust (1985). The underground was rising up.

Polyester Odorama card

Polyester Odorama card

Polyester

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