Body Double (1984)

Body Double

If you’re celebrating the new, extras-packed Phantom of the Paradise Blu-Ray from Shout! Factory’s Scream Factory imprint, you could expand your evening to a double feature by pairing the rock musical/horror/comedy with another Brian De Palma experiment in Hollywood meta, Body Double (1984). Ten years after Phantom, De Palma continued to send up genre cinema with this film which opens with a vampire experiencing paralyzing claustrophobia in his coffin. It’s quickly revealed this is struggling actor Jake Scully (Craig Wasson, Ghost Story), and his claustrophobia loses him the lead role in this cheap B-picture (directed by a very recognizable Dennis Franz). Even the opening titles make clear De Palma’s double-purpose with Body Double. The credits are those of a 60’s Hammer film – very Brides of Dracula –  but the letters dissolve into the more stately font of a straight-faced 80’s thriller. One is reminded of De Palma’s better-loved Blow Out (1981), which opens like a slasher movie before pulling back to reveal those in the editing suite watching it. But in Body Double, the curtain is only apparently pulled back. Scully soon finds himself involved in a thriller straight out of Hitchcock; in fact, De Palma expects you to know the plot is an amalgam of Rear Window (1954) and Vertigo (1958). In many ways, Scully’s crossed from one movie set to another. This level of artifice gives De Palma carte blanche to indulge his perpetual love of Hitchcockian style, while sending up the genre of “erotic thriller” which was in vogue at the time, a genre that resurfaced again in the early 90’s post-Basic Instinct.

Gloria Revelle (Deborah Shelton) encounters a driller killer.

Gloria Revelle (Deborah Shelton) encounters a driller killer.

As a mystery, Body Double is actually fairly easy to decipher – at least for those who have seen a few Hitchcock films. After he catches his girlfriend (Barbara Crampton, Re-Animator) in bed with another man, Scully accepts the offer of Sam (Gregg Henry, Just Before Dawn), a fellow actor, to stay in a house he’s been renting, an elevated Space Needle-style watchtower with a lush, black-walled suite, adorned with a rotating round bed, an aquarium, a wet bar, and binoculars that look down on a neighboring house where a beautiful brunette does a striptease before the open windows every night. He soon notices that another man is watching her, who will be known only as “The Indian.” The woman is the wealthy Gloria Revelle (Deborah Shelton), trapped in a loveless marriage with an apparently abusive husband. When Scully sees the Indian trailing Gloria to a shopping mall, Scully follows, but loses sight of his goal – as when Gloria stops at a lingerie shop and tries on a pair of panties behind a half-open curtain. The woman working the register sees him and calls mall security. Before Gloria leaves the mall, she reconsiders her purchase, and drops her shopping bag in the trash; Scully retrieves the silk panties and stuffs them in his pocket. De Palma makes it clear that Scully is as much of a stalker as the hulking “Indian” is, and his motives are just as dubious. Finally he witnesses the woman’s murder by the drill-wielding Indian, crossing from James Stewart-binoculars-voyeur to participant when he breaks into the house in a vain attempt at rescue. When the detective arrives, there’s something about Scully that bothers him. De Palma can’t resist a pan down to Scully’s pants, and the stolen panties sticking from his pocket. Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.

Jake Scully stalks a stalker.

Jake Scully stalks a stalker.

You could read Body Double as a serious erotic thriller, but it would be a mistake. For one thing, the sexual metaphors are gleefully obvious, from the nearly-obscene hot dog stand where Scully grabs a bite to eat to the over-the-top phallic imagery of the drill wielded by the murderer, finally escalating to an 80’s porno underworld so exaggerated and dream-like that it could never possibly have existed. (For one thing, the porno shoot is also a Frankie Goes to Hollywood music video, because why not?) Body Double is indeed a dream – or at least the ambiguous ending implies it could be. Reading the film as the wet dream of its sexually obsessive, psychologically damaged, claustrophobic protagonist – the film makes considerably more sense and the humor seems that much more effective, and prevalent. When Scully finally speaks to Gloria, they immediately melt into one another in a dizzying session of liplocking and heavy petting while De Palma’s camera spins around them over and over and over again. It’s such an absurd sequence (they have no reason to kiss; in fact, she has every reason to issue a restraining order against him) that it plays better when you view it as parody. In light of the idea that this may all be playing out in Scully’s imagination, it’s parodic but logical. Just as Scully finds himself in the midst of a Hitchcock film, he finds his erotic fantasies playing out like the late-night smut he’s watching on the rotating bed, lonely and depressed. But De Palma can’t resist commenting: during the Frankie Goes to Hollywood music video/porno shoot (“Relax! Don’t do it! When you want to come!”), De Palma casts Scully as a nerdy, glasses-wearing poindexter hooking up with the girl of his dreams; in the next scene he’s incognito, a greasy porno producer promising that same girl – one Melanie Griffith, here playing “Holly Body” – a starring role in his latest opus. He’s a character actor moving from one part to the next, but De Palma is only too happy to apply each label: the nerd, the sleazeball, the voyeur.

Melanie Griffith as Holly Body

Melanie Griffith as Holly Body

Griffith is very amusing – and uninhibited – as Holly Body (perhaps related to Mr. Body from Clue?), a porno star with a limited vocabulary for which she overcompensates with street smarts. A scene in which she switches into negotiating mode, and describes all the acts which she won’t do for Scully’s proposed porno while he subtly blanches, signals the film’s transition into more overt satire, as does the trailer for her latest film, Holly Does Hollywood (a riff on Debbie Does Dallas), which looks like something out of The Kentucky Fried Movie. “Holly keeps this business where it belongs – IN THE GUTTER. Screw Magazine.” (The porno actress introducing the trailer, in some kind of Playboy Channel-style program, says she’s an “expositionist” before her partner gently corrects her: “exhibitionist.”) Holly Body is the body double of the title, hired to do the striptease to draw Scully’s attention to the window every night – so he can witness the murder of Gloria Revelle. The solution to the mystery is exactly what you expect it to be – Scully’s been set up. But more interesting is its resolution: De Palma cuts back to that horror movie set with Dennis Franz, Scully still afraid of that coffin, but equally afraid of getting fired. Then De Palma returns to the climax, but by now our faith in the reality of what we’re seeing has been critically undermined. So is this all a dream – a claustrophobia-induced panic attack stretched to two hours, a scuttling retreat into Scully’s Id? Does it matter? During the ending credits roll, De Palma simply shows us how body doubles get work: while Scully holds his position, one actress is traded for another (smacking gum), allowing for a simple edit so we can see the blood of the vampire’s bite seeping over naked breasts. Even in the film’s final moments, he’s giving the audience the smut it wants while underlining that it’s all really just a con, and the audience, like Scully, is the mark.

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Double Feature: Simon of the Desert (1965)/The Monk (1972)

Simon of the Desert

Luis Buñuel had come out of the desert with Viridiana (1961). Since 1945 the Spanish-born enfant terrible behind the definitive works of Surrealist cinema, Un Chien Andalou (1929, with Salvador Dalí) and L’Age d’Or (1930), had been living in Mexico, creating commercial films as well as the occasional below-the-radar masterpiece (Los Olvidados, The Criminal Life of Archibaldo de la Cruz, Nazarín). Viridiana saw Buñuel, whose profile was bolstered by the quality of his Mexican films, returning to Franco’s Spain to create a film so scandalous (and blasphemous) that it would outrage the government. Nonetheless, the film – about a would-be nun who pays a disastrous visit to her uncle – made the director a hot property again. He returned to Mexico to film the elegantly surreal satire The Exterminating Angel (1962), and in France made Diary of a Chambermaid (1964) with Jeanne Moreau. Diary of a Chambermaid was co-written by a young writer named Jean-Claude Carrière, who would become a loyal collaborator with Buñuel. They set to work on a screenplay based on Matthew Lewis’s 1796 Gothic novel The Monk, concerning Ambrosio, a monk in Madrid who is led step by step into witchcraft, rape, and murder. The film was to reunite Buñuel with Moreau. As John Baxter writes in his 1994 biography Buñuel, “He was less interested in the sensational plot than the forces that might drive a religious zealot to depravity. Visits to Spain had reminded him of the asceticism and self-denial of monastic life. Much as its calm drew him, he knew that sexual hallucination and sadomasochistic frenzy often festered in its isolation.” Repression, hypocrisy, and fetishistic lust – the usual bag of Buñuelian obsessions – would have been engaged to the full. But the resulting screenplay was set to the side as the director was lured by producer Gustavo Alatriste to make his next film Simon of the Desert (Simón del desierto, 1965).

Disciples - and a bemused goatherder dwarf - pay a visit to Simon of the Desert.

Disciples – and a bemused goatherder dwarf – pay a visit to Simon of the Desert.

The film would indulge the atheist Buñuel’s fascination in Christian asceticism, but unlike The Monk, Simon of the Desert would depict a man who does everything he can to resist temptation. The director was inspired by tales of “stylites,” holy men who climbed pillars to isolate themselves from the world and come closer to God, in imitation of Simeon Stylites, who did just this – for thirty-seven years – in 5th century Syria. In José de la Colina and Tomàs Pérez Turrent’s Objects of Desire: Conversations with Luis Buñuel (excerpted in the Criterion DVD liner notes), the director enthuses that he was turned on to the stylites by his late friend Federico García Lorca (assassinated in 1936). Lorca had recommended the thirteenth century book The Golden Legend, which describes lives of the saints, and both relished the volume’s naïve mix of the sacred and the scatological. “‘Shit flowed down down the column like wax drips from candles,'” recalled Buñuel, floridly embellishing the original text. “It’s an enticing image, isn’t it?” Buñuel’s riff on Saint Simeon opens with a stylite named Simon (Claudio Brook, The Exterminating Angel), who has been standing on his pillar in the desert for six years, six months, and six days, transferred to his latest, taller pillar, donated by a wealthy local. A ceremony is held, and disciples arrive in droves. As Simon descends the pillar and humbly accepts his new one, someone tears off a fragment of his robe as a souvenir. The idea of receiving a pillar upgrade is rich with satire, but it’s actually taken directly from The Golden Legend: “Then his neighbors came thither by devotion and enhanced his pillar four cubits of height, and there he dwelled seven years after, and after, they made to him another of twelve cubits of height, in which he dwelled, and after that they made another of twenty cubits, and after that another of thirty, and there he abode four years…” By simply reasoning what this would entail – his “realism” – Buñuel turns the text into a comedy. In one passage of The Golden Legend, Simeon’s mother visits him, though she has been forbidden to do so. Simeon remarks that she may remain and it will be seen if it pleases God (not long thereafter she dies in her sleep!). In Buñuel’s version, Simon’s forlorn mother (Hortensia Santoveña) is ignored, because, as Simon says, he belongs only to God now. Only in a brief, Last Temptation of Christ-style reverie do we see Simon in his mother’s arms; but, shaking himself from this daydream and determined to do God’s will, he continues to disregard his mother’s presence.

Simon (Claudio Brook) atop his pillar.

Simon (Claudio Brook) atop his pillar.

A young priest gently teases Simon as he delivers frugal rations, and Simon, scornful of the way the youth merrily skips away, nonetheless is tempted to descend to the earth to enjoy earthly delights. It’s not long before the Devil arrives, in the form of beautiful Sylvia Pinal, star of Viridiana, in a schoolgirl’s outfit. She exposes her breasts, pulls at his beard, licks his face. He endures her temptations, in various disguises (including as a bearded Jesus Christ carrying a lamb), and is equally vexed by other visitors. Buñuel portrays Simon as both admirable and absurd, dedicated to a task that begins to lose its meaning. He gets so carried away at issuing blessings that he blesses a fly and a piece of food stuck in his teeth. “I’m beginning to realize I don’t realize what I’m saying,” he says in his delirium. When he does perform a miracle – restoring hands to an amputee – the man promptly uses them to shove his daughter. In a scene that anticipates the Sermon on the Mount sketch in Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979), the spectators are unimpressed. “See that?” “What?” “That thing with the hands.” “Oh, that.” Holiness and miracles are wasted on humanity, with our jealousies, quarrels, lust, and frivolity. “Your unselfishness is admirable and very good for your soul,” says one priest, “but I fear that, like your penance, it is of little use to man.” As in Nazarín, Buñuel’s corrupt universe has no room for would-be saints. Simon’s efforts to cut himself off from the sinful distractions of civilization are thwarted at every turn; until, finally, he’s transported by Satan to a nightclub in modern-day New York City, where nubile teenagers dance the “Radioactive Flesh”: the Apocalypse with deafening rock and roll. One of the central jokes of Simon of the Desert is that even quiet solitude is a vain quest.

Sylvia Pinal as the Devil, disguised as Jesus.

Sylvia Pinal as the Devil, disguised as Jesus.

Buñuel began shooting the film in the Mexican desert, but production came to an abrupt halt when Alatriste ran out of money; with the allotted $120,000 spent, Buñuel improvised the hasty nightclub conclusion. The film runs 45 minutes. According to Bill Krohn’s Luis Buñuel (Taschen, 2005), abandoned were scenes of another pillar transfer (to a 60-foot one overlooking the ocean) and a visit from the Emperor of Constantinople.  Even the new ending had to be altered: after Pinal states that Simon can’t return to his pillar because it has a new occupant, Buñuel would have cut to an advertisement posted at the top of the column, which then would have exploded, ending the film. Instead, we’re left with Pinal’s manic scream as she dances amidst the teenagers, a jaded Simon (in beatnik garb) looking on – which, turns out, is a conclusion that’s memorable enough. The truncated Simon of the Desert was intended for a diptych film, produced by Alatriste, to be called Two Free Movies. The second half of the film might have belonged to any name from a who’s-who of 60’s cinema – those bandied about include Stanley Kubrick, Vittorio de Sica, Jules Dassin, Akira Kurosawa, and Federico Fellini (Buñuel’s preferred choice). According to Baxter’s book, Orson Welles may have come closest to completing the bill, agreeing to the proposal on the condition that Alatriste fund Welles’ frustrated Don Quixote film: “Some time later Welles wired Alatriste that he was ready to start. Alatriste never answered.” Alatriste sat on the orphaned short, and Simon of the Desert wouldn’t see a proper release until the 70’s.

Ambrosio (Franco Nero) becomes obsessed with young Antonia (Eliana De Santis) in "The Monk."

Ambrosio (Franco Nero) becomes obsessed with young Antonia (Eliana De Santis) in “The Monk.”

Following his elaborate religious satire The Milky Way (1969), the director again considered filming that script for The Monk that he’d written with Carrière. Fate intervened once more, and he made Tristana (1970) instead (marking his defiant return to Franco’s Spain). He lost interest in The Monk, and sold off the script to producer Henry Lange (Daughters of Darkness), who gave it to the Greek-born Ado Kyrou (The Roundup) to direct. Kyrou’s interest in surrealism extended to writing a book on the subject, Le Surréalisme au cinema (1953), so he was quite familiar with Buñuel and all other practitioners of Surrealist film. With Buñuel’s name attached to the script, The Monk had an air of prestige, and attracted, as its stars, Franco Nero (who had recently appeared in Tristana, but these days is best known as the original Django), renowned stage actor Nicol Williamson, and Nathalie Delon, recently divorced from Alain Delon (who appeared with her in Le Samourai). Nero plays the monk Ambrosio, whose fall from grace is one of the most spectacular in literature. He learns that one of his close friends in the monastery is actually (and quite obviously) a woman, named Mathilde (Delon). Despite his misgivings, they’re soon having a secret affair. When his liberated lust wanders toward a young girl named Antonia (Eliana De Santis), whose sick mother he comes to visit, he imagines, falsely, that she loves him back. She spurns his lascivious advances – and her mother bans him from their house – so he turns to Mathilde, who is actually a sorceress. She summons the Devil (a handsome hippie with a glow-in-the-dark shirt), who lends Ambrosio a myrtle bough whose properties are essentially the same as a modern-day rape drug. But before he can rape Antonia, he is discovered by her mother, whom he quickly murders. He flees into exile – like Simon, in permanent penance – but Mathilde draws him back into sin, this time in the castle of a Duke who’s also a sadist and pedophile (Williamson). It’s the Duke who brings the innocent Antonia back to Ambrosio, but once more things don’t go according to plan.

Ambrosio, in exile, is visited by the sorceress Mathilde (Nathalie Delon).

Ambrosio, in exile, is visited by the sorceress Mathilde (Nathalie Delon).

The novel ends with Ambrosio, desperate to escape the tortures of the Inquisition, finally succumbing to Mathilde’s insistence that he sign over his soul. He is transported by the Devil into a desolate wilderness, where it’s revealed that Antonia, whom he has murdered, was actually his sister; then he is dropped onto a rock that pierces his body, and he suffers for a few paragraphs more before dying. Buñuel and Carrière, who largely adapted the novel with accuracy (though trimming its subplots), made a significant Surrealist departure in their finale. After Ambrosio signs his name in blood, the Inquisition, arriving in the chamber to conduct him to more tortures, now look at him with new eyes. They tell him his audience awaits, and escort him through a curtain. Then – as with Simon in the Desert – we are transported to the present day. A vast throng has gathered to see the Pope: Ambrosio, raising his hands to greet them. Fin. With the exception of this denouement, The Monk‘s script (at least, as it’s been filmed) lacks the ironic wit that characterizes so much of Buñuel’s work. It also lacks Buñuel’s visual style – or any sense of style at all. Kyrou may be thanked for finally bring The Monk to screen, but he fails to bring any life to the material – it lacks the impish spirit of both Buñuel and Matthew Lewis. Scenes are drearily shot, and even moments of the fantastic or lurid lack the necessary spark to make them sufficiently stand out from the everyday. The final joke feels unearned (and also cheaply done: stock footage followed by a shot of Nero in a Pope costume). Nero, Delon, and Williamson (in his “eccentric” mode) do what they can, but it’s hard not to think that every Buñuel film contains hundreds of striking images, and this film doesn’t contain a single one. The Monk offers a fascinating “what if” – a lost Buñuel film, imperfectly realized. But you don’t need to look too closely to see Matthew Lewis’s original scattered about the director’s filmography – Viridiana (with Don Jaime drugging Viridiana so he can have his way with her), Tristana, The Criminal Life of Archibaldo de la Cruz, Simon of the Desert, and many of his other films echo Lewis’s themes of hypocrisy, sexual repression, and the Church. In a certain sense, The Monk was never far from Buñuel’s work: he filmed his own variations, embellishments, and tributes many times over.

Note: True story – while writing this, I spilled coffee on myself, my desk, and a Buñuel book. After cleaning it up and drying the book, I poured myself another cup, opened a different Buñuel book, and resumed writing. I then spilled coffee again, all over the desk, all over my clothes, but barely sparing the second book. After stripping off my sopping clothes, I discovered that my dog had dropped a dead rabbit onto the back porch, and was beginning to eat its flesh. I darted outside in my underwear, lifted up the dog, and carried her inside. Grabbing a robe, I walked back out to retrieve the rabbit. Flies were circling the carcass, and one landed upon its unblinking eyeball. As I removed it to the trash, it was inescapable: I had found myself inside a Buñuel film.

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The Black Cauldron (1985)

The Black Cauldron

In 1985, I had a tremendous amount of anticipation for The Black Cauldron. Here was a Disney animated film based on the “Chronicles of Prydain” series by Lloyd Alexander, rated PG, and with magic swords, dark castles, and wicked witches; as a child obsessed with anything fantasy, and having read Alexander, I felt that the film was made especially for me. And it’s cool to have read a book before the movie comes out (the film draws from The Book of Three and The Black Cauldron, the first two books in the series); this was a relatively new experience, and I felt like an insider. So The Black Cauldron gave me a chance to say “the book was better.” I didn’t know that this disappointment, and this refrain, was such an essential part of being a consumer of pop culture, and here I was having my first taste. (Isn’t that a touching coming of age story?) My memory is that the film left me alternately dazzled, confused, and frustrated. I was highly conscious of the PG rating, which, for a Disney cartoon, was a much stranger thing then than it is now: animated films were for kids, and this film definitely had an edge to it. As someone who was becoming increasingly aware of female breasts, I was startled by a moment in which the comic relief bard Fflewder Fflam is turned into a frog and plunged straight into the ample bosom of the plumpest of the three witches, and seems about to be smothered to death in flesh. I was a child raised on Disney movies – as was tradition at the time, the classic films would regularly cycle back into theaters, and my parents would take me to every one. (That’s how I saw Song of the South. Disney wasn’t yet denying its existence.) This felt a lot more adult than Disney – dark, violent, scary, occasionally sexy – and I didn’t know how to process it. So not only did the film fail to faithfully deliver Lloyd Alexander, but it overwhelmed me in a way that I wasn’t properly prepared for.

Taran, Assistant Pig-Keeper, and Hen-Wen, the oracular pig.

Taran, Assistant Pig-Keeper, and Hen-Wen, the oracular pig.

The Black Cauldron is notorious, and not just for the cleavage scene and the gooey zombies. It’s notorious because it nearly killed Disney animation. The recent documentary Waking Sleeping Beauty (2009), about the resurrection of Disney’s animated studio, deliberately uses The Black Cauldron as its starting point – the nadir from which the studio needed to rise, the pit to climb out of in order to reach the heights of The Little Mermaid (1989) and those that followed. The film was a financial and critical flop. Critics were repelled by the creepiness of the subject matter (the Horned King is using the Black Cauldron to create an army of the living dead). Kids burst into tears at screenings. (Do we care about this anymore? I saw that happen during a showing of the first Harry Potter movie. There were sequels.) With evident apology, the studio turned quickly to lighter – and more musical – fare, like Oliver and Company (1988). The Black Cauldron had a troubled production history: as recounted at the Disney insider blog Jim Hill Media, Disney bought the rights to the Prydain books back in the 70’s, and let the project sit on the backburner while some young animators – led by Don Bluth – finally became fed up with Disney’s lack of ambition and left for a rival animation studio. So while Bluth forged ahead with The Secret of NIMH (1982), production on The Black Cauldron finally creaked forward under Ron Miller – then overseeing Disney’s production slate – and Joe Hale (a former Disney layout artist whose work dates back to Sleeping Beauty), with directors Ted Berman & Richard Rich (The Fox and the Hound). By the time a rough edit was assembled, a seismic shift had taken place at Disney: Ron Miller was out and Michael Eisner, Jeffrey Katzenberg, and Frank Wells were in. Katzenberg himself re-edited The Black Cauldron, removing several scenes he found objectionable, including a zombie slashing a throat and female heroine Eilonwy getting her dress ripped to shreds; eventually 12 minutes were cut. But although the final version wasn’t quite as dark, The Black Cauldron was still much too bleak for audiences and critics accustomed to innocuous Disney fare.

Eilonwy under assault in the Horned King's castle.

Eilonwy under assault in the Horned King’s castle.

Rewatching The Black Cauldron today, it’s clear just how ambitious a film this was, and how much it stands out from everything Disney had been doing in the years following Walt’s death. It’s also clear that the film is dreadfully flawed, and it hurts as much now as it did then, but for entirely different reasons. The Black Cauldron is very close to being a great Disney animated film. Very close – but it drops the ball (or, rather, the “bauble”). To begin with the positive, it is still refreshing, from the perspective of today, to see quality cel animation. I just watched The Lego Movie (2014), and as much as I enjoyed it, I wouldn’t want to hang a screenshot on my wall. Every frame of The Black Cauldron is gorgeously animated art, full of delightful character animation and beautiful, detailed, and immersive background paintings. The film is so visually appealing (shot in 70MM) that it’s heart-rending to think that hand-drawn animation is quickly becoming a lost art, one that requires a committed, well-staffed studio, and long, labor-intensive hours, to produce quality on this level. Also, one can see the effort being made to create a living fantasy world of real integrity – something on the level of The Lord of the Rings, which had slipped through Disney’s fingers and into Ralph Bakshi’s years before. (Ironically, there’s a Bakshi influence here. One scene, in which Taran the Assistant Pig-Keeper and his furry companion Gurgi stand atop a hill looking out at the Horned King’s castle, features a live action background of a sky with swirling blood-red clouds – like something out of Wizards or LOTR. And a round, cleavage-sporting wench in the castle, whose skirt briefly flips up to flash the audience with her panties, is certainly Bakshi-esque.)

The Horned King leads his Cauldron-Born forth.

The Horned King leads his Cauldron-Born forth.

The edginess, too, speaks of the film’s struggle to achieve some kind of sword & sorcery grit on par with other bloody fantasy films of the era, including Disney’s own – much more artistically successful – Dragonslayer (1981). There is a real sense of peril here, such as when Hen-Wen, a cute pig uncannily like the one in Charlotte’s Web (1973) – gets placed on a chopping block beneath an executioner’s axe, or when Taran and Eilonwy are cornered at a sealed drawbridge and axes and spears are hurled in their direction. Despite Bluth’s departure, the film actually feels more like his work than Disney’s. In its best moments, The Black Cauldron is wish-fulfillment for those of us who would have loved for Bluth to have made a feature-length film based on his animated Dragon’s Lair arcade game; particularly in those scenes where our heroes explore the Horned King’s castle, the Bluth approach to sword & sorcery adventure is on display, but even the mannerisms and expressive qualities of the characters feel like something out his films. The score is also quite good, and it’s by Elmer Bernstein, hot off Ghostbusters (1984). I was actually reminded of his work on Heavy Metal (1981), perhaps because the “Cauldron-Born” look very much like the zombies in a couple of segments from that film. There is a strong horror element in The Black Cauldron, and one gets the feeling that the animators really wanted to make an R-rated Disney film.

Fflewder Fflam, Taran, Eilonwy, and Gurgi discover the Fair Folk.

Fflewder Fflam, Taran, Eilonwy, and Gurgi discover the Fair Folk.

But for all its qualities, and as well as it’s aged, The Black Cauldron still just doesn’t quite click. Lloyd Alexander fans will find the film to be a mixed bag, as far as being an adaptation of his novels. The characters are well-realized, particularly Fflewder Fflam the bard, whose harp breaks a string each time he tells a lie – as with Gurgi, it’s almost like Alexander wrote him for animation; but the plot is a muddle. By squeezing together two separate novels into one long quest, and promoting the Horned King (really just a lackey to the series’ true villain, Arawn Death-Lord), it’s guaranteed to frustrate Alexander fans by getting as many things wrong as right. But what’s really missing is the author’s voice: his gentle and slightly bittersweet philosophical tone. In each episode of Taran’s adventures, there is a point, a lesson to be learned, a sacrifice to be made on his journey to adulthood: not so in the Disney film. Here, each sequence simply happens, and the characters are thrown pell-mell from one chaotic moment to the next. They rarely make decisions – and Alexander’s books are all about the hard decisions that one must make. Only in the final scenes, in which first Gurgi sacrifices himself, and then Taran attempts to trade his magic sword to bring Gurgi back to life, does one get a slight feel of the novels, but it’s too little too late. What drags The Black Cauldron down is simply poor storytelling. When writing a fantasy adventure, each moment needs to provide an opportunity for change or character growth. There is a dullness here, despite all its visual dazzle: it seems longer than it is. That’s because nothing really happens, and the characters, though well conceived, remain static throughout. You seldom laugh with them, or are given much of an opportunity to relate to them. It’s as though, in the rush to finally get this film off the ground, Ron Miller and company forgot to give the film a pulse. Yet, for all this, The Black Cauldron is a fascinating might-have-been. A few tweaks and it could have been a classic animated film, one that would have fit in well with other great 80’s fantasy movies; but also one that would have conjured the grim, spooky atmosphere of the Chernabog sequence in Fantasia (1940), stretched to feature length. Instead, it only gave a studio impetus to scrub away the shadows and produce films more mainstream and a good deal more wholesome.

The Black Cauldron

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